Tales of a Horny Insomniac

Passion Pit // Take A Walk To rock the boat they sail a...

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:47:00 -0400

Passion Pit // Take A Walk

To rock the boat they sail a while
Then scatter cross the coast
Once a year I’ll see them for a week or so at most
I took a walk

Thoughts or Five for Friday

Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:18:42 -0400

1. Today has been a day I wish I could have slept through. Company wide computer failure for pretty...

Does this filter show off my post Shred clamminess? No worries,...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:44:00 -0400

Does this filter show off my post Shred clamminess? No worries, my vagina isn’t clammy, just lonely. Vagina wipes people, be sure to buy in bulk for all your lady cave needs. (Taken with instagram)

Remy Zero // Fair When I was sure you’d follow throughMy...

Tue, 29 May 2012 21:33:00 -0400

Remy Zero // Fair

When I was sure you’d follow through
My world was turned to blue so thin
When you’d hide your songs would die
So I’d hide yours with mine
And all my words were bound to fail
I know you won’t fail
See, I can tell

Truthful Tuesday

Tue, 29 May 2012 11:39:00 -0400

I’m getting my new drivers license today (hopefully) and I’m stoked I get to change my...

pthreee: Happy Birthday Amanda! Peter this is so kind of you...

Sun, 27 May 2012 14:27:03 -0400

pthreee:

Happy Birthday Amanda!

Peter this is so kind of you and I absolutely love it.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

therealpottymouth: this bitch right here. I was on the phone...

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:01:52 -0400

therealpottymouth:

this bitch right here.

I was on the phone when I saw this on my dash and snorts just flew out of me, so I really needed this.

I have the best-est friends, friends who take photos of my drunk passed out ass then use them in a montage to basically enable my train wreck behaviors.

I’m still laughing.

Fanfarlo // I’m A Pilot The tape machine exposed,From all...

Fri, 25 May 2012 23:09:31 -0400

Fanfarlo // I’m A Pilot

The tape machine exposed,
From all its spinning round the moon.
I’ve scratched all my reels,
I’ve bitten all my nails to the bone,
Like a stone.

Neutral Milk Hotel // Ghosts Ghost, ghost I know you live within...

Tue, 22 May 2012 23:07:44 -0400

Neutral Milk Hotel // Ghosts

Ghost, ghost I know you live within me
Feel as you fly
In thunderclouds above the city
Into one that I
Loved with all that was left within me
Until we tore in two
Now wings and rings and there’s so many
Waiting here for you

Tuesday Ritual

Tue, 22 May 2012 14:41:19 -0400

• My dress pants are tight today from all the glorious bad carbs I’ve consumed last week, so yeah...

Matisyahu // Sunshine Sunset I let myself downFound the ground...

Mon, 21 May 2012 11:27:07 -0400

Matisyahu // Sunshine

Sunset I let myself down
Found the ground beneath my heart gone
No more words were there to speak
On that day my song was born
Never meant to leave you all alone
Said I’d be your shelter from the storm
Now your clothes have all been torn
Kingdom sacked attacked and dethroned

Not My Face

Sun, 20 May 2012 19:17:44 -0400

I make it a point to post my face no more than once a fucking week, because let’s be honest seeing...

anarchyandscotch: misscook: Yeah. We are that awesome. Yes....

Sun, 20 May 2012 18:04:45 -0400

anarchyandscotch:

misscook:

Yeah. We are that awesome.
Yes. Yes, we are.

I crossed Rich off my bucket list and he told me I need to shoot for higher goals, it’s like he doesn’t realize I have none.

Seriously, such a funny dude with a beautiful and funny wife. Lisa and I had an awesome internet outing with bad carbs as a kicker.

Good times, will repeat.

Todays adventure in the land of awesome gluttony, where gourmet...

Sun, 20 May 2012 15:39:34 -0400

Todays adventure in the land of awesome gluttony, where gourmet grilled cheese rules, includes the North Coast Shores. Let me break my awesome sammich down for you…

Handmade crab cakes, wilted garlic spinach, roasted red pepper, and herbed cream cheese.

All the noms are mine.

misscook: We are watching the Supernatural finale. Oh, and...

Sun, 20 May 2012 00:15:05 -0400

misscook:

We are watching the Supernatural finale. Oh, and Amanda is really fucking tan but has no connection with that crazy mom in New Jersey. Or does she?!

Something is totally wrong with my face here, but my boobs look awesome. (Well, at least in a bra and in the dark they do.)

misscook: Amanda found herself a place that serves Amanda-sized...

Sat, 19 May 2012 19:39:52 -0400

misscook:

Amanda found herself a place that serves Amanda-sized drinks. Pretty sure she’s thinking of relocating now.

Oh tequila how I missed you …

As if I’m not bloated enough I’m almost finished...

Sat, 19 May 2012 17:25:41 -0400

As if I’m not bloated enough I’m almost finished with this beer, which isn’t my normal vodka but damn good. Also, I get bonus points for flashing Lisa’s neighbors my girly bits. (Taken with instagram)

Jack White // On and On and On The people around me won’t...

Wed, 16 May 2012 21:46:33 -0400

Jack White // On and On and On

The people around me won’t let me
Become what I need to, they want me the same
I look at myself and I want to
Just cover my eyes and give myself a new name
The stones in the sky never worry
They don’t have to hurry, they move in their own way
But I have to choose what to do
How to act, what to think, how to talk, what to say

Bertha, the alien zygote (pimple) on my cheek, wanted to say...

Wed, 16 May 2012 09:58:43 -0400

Bertha, the alien zygote (pimple) on my cheek, wanted to say hello on this fine Wednesday.

Everyone please send juju, not pledgies, that Bertha aborts before the gym tonight, because Wednesday’s are general PGG nights. (I’m not a stalker, I’m observant and always there.)

The Naked and Famous // Girls Like You What will you do when...

Tue, 15 May 2012 22:56:07 -0400

The Naked and Famous // Girls Like You

What will you do when something stops you
What will you say to the world
What will you be when it all comes crashing
Down on you little girl
What would you do if you lost your beauty
How would you deal with the light
How would you feel if nobody chased you
What if it happened tonight