Friday Five

1. I got some news this week that I’m still trying to process, or maybe I should say trying to believe. It isn’t good, but I’m not talking about it until I can confirm it to be real, this statement alone breaks my heart and pisses me off.

2. Next weekend I get to hang with my best bitch, so that is giving us reason to make it a Melt weekend. Gluttony is one of my favorite sins as well as lust, because goddamn there are pretty bad boy looking waiters at Melt. Then two weeks later I’m heading to the Poop Deck for a weekend of Rum Runners and time with a few of my favorite people.

3. Three Drunk Bitches Inc. is road tripping to Chicago for The XX concert in October. It’s getting harder to say goodbye to friends again, coming home from last weekend sucked penis with no girth. We don’t have too much more good weather ahead of us before we break until spring, but we have MITU and the concert left. It’s to bad some of our bitches are unable to join us for a few more shenanigans before the world ends this December.

4. I downloaded P90X the other day, I have not viewed any of it yet because I’m all about baby steps. I was told even a fat gimp could do it, since I meet that criteria I thought I could try to move my death ahead of the universes schedule. Eventually once I get past previewing I’m gonna modify like a fat gimp bitch does, but I will still do it in panty liners.

5. Lisa gave me the best gift ever a few months ago and I forgot about it, FREE XANAX. I’m totally gonna be riding high before noon most likely, because if I don’t do something today I’m gonna throat punch twat boss. She apparently didn’t get the picture when I was slamming filing cabinets the other day, she is incapable of picking up passive aggressive behavior or a Lean Cuisine.

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  1. apricotica said: I’m having Poop Deck envy.
  2. dresspants said: P90X is hard as fuck. Also, boring. I’ve done the program twice (it’s 90 days) and haven’t quite finished it. But use a spreadsheet to track your progress and it’s worth it.
  3. ladyofleisuredc said: hmmm free Xanax. Definitely an awesome gift!
  4. bunnkwio said: Yay!! You’re coming to Chicago!!!!