Rant/Other

Rant…

People who have to put themselves in a situation just to be included somehow or constantly talk about it to make others believe they are in the so called loop annoy me. Just so we’re clear, I’m talking about my twat boss. 

Recently a missing mom from the small city I work in has been all over the media, I don’t watch TV (I have Netflix and no life), but she felt the need to talk gossip and speculate about the situation since the first day not only to me, but to every fucking client and delivery guy who walks in the door. After a few days of the same crap over and over she then starts to try to make herself more involved. How? By now adding how she was going through her husbands old high school year books this past weekend and he went to school with the missing lady’s mothers sister. It keeps getting better, she truly believes she is distantly related now too. Now that the tragic news has been confirmed she needed something else to make herself feel important or included I guess, because all day I heard how her neighbor is friends with the lady’s cousin and is gonna keep my boss in the loop on the manhunt. I heard this about 50x today and I still have Friday and Saturday to hear this same shit from her. I wish I had a mute control for her annoying trap. She even called our district manager today to tell her this, I wish I was kidding. I want to throat punch her. 

This situation is just rubbing me the wrong way all over and how she has to incorporate herself. Maybe because she doesn’t believe in privacy either or how she completely disregards it by telling other clients how some of his family are clients of ours occasionally. I’ve been hearing and trying to ignore her since I came to this location after training, but some weeks it takes everything in me to withhold from slapping her across her face, but the fear I might touch one of her moles or skin tags terrifies me more than getting fired. 

Other…

I’ve had a serious headache all day, but I forced myself to the gym after work and I got lucky. Well, lucky that the PGG returned after months of being MIA. He is still very pretty. I had to leave after my normal workout and couldn’t extend it like I normally do in his presence, because I thought I was gonna toss my cookies everywhere. Maybe I’ll think of his ass when the twat starts her gossip tomorrow and zone out.

I’ve been stress eating pretty much anything this week. I ate almost an entire bag of chips in a couple of days, which is weird if you know me because I’m not a chip person, just a salsa whore.

Bitches love road trips and purse vodka. Remember last year on the way to MITU when I completely disregarded Michigan’s open container law and was gawked at for emptying my flask while at a gas station? Good times indeed. I can’t wait to not be sorry for flooding your dash with all the awesome of our road trip in a few months.

I’m still not done whining about this wedding on Saturday. I hope I can fit into my dress after all these chips and shit I’ve been stuffing in the gorge known as my mouth. 

I once Googled, how to remove skin tags at home. I was doing research so I can eventually pass down these wise tips from the internet to my boss, so she can take care of her sweaty growth things.


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  1. jamiwithani said: If this road trip passes the vicinity of Cleveland, follow the smell of vodka on my breath to my house. It is there you find me, coincidentally with bags packed. (fresh underpants and more vodka)
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