Friday Five

1. Where to go? Who to see? I already have MITU off in September, but I just found out I still have over 40 hours of paid time off to use up before Blackout starts on November 1st. The idea of taking the time off and staying home is depressing and lame, but all I have is a car to take me places, because jets come with a sugar daddy and I lack one. Being poor blows.

2. I’m carrying a non-Designer handbag, a first in over 5 years for this superficial twat. Did I mention being poor blows? Forget First World problems I’m having my own crisis right now.

3. My insomnia is in full out rage lately. I was getting 4/5 hours a night and dealing, but I’m back to 2/3 a night, if I’m lucky. I’m not a lucky person.  Lack of sleep makes me a moody bitch and I  can’t even blame it on my uterus.

4. I’d do dirty things right now for a Starbucks pumpkin scone.

5. I hate weddings. There have been very few I’ve attended where I just knew without a doubt that they were going to last and grow old together. Most of the time I’m sitting there placing a wager on how fast before it crashes and burns. I have been ridiculously accurate, because I’m a freak. Please find your lobster or else avoid inviting me to your ceremony.

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  1. nopantson said: RoKCtober is in KC in Oct. Just sayin’.
  2. summersumz said: I was went to a wedding in Reno and we were all doing a shot before we headed down to the “church” basement taking under/over bets on the length of their union. The bride’s tween daughter cried the whole time. It was awkward.
  3. momalaice said: *HUGS*
  4. frageelay said: Come visit us before we no longer have a guest room!
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