Nope, Nada, Never Happened…

  • Been to Disney World. ( I will one day and I’m gonna drunk hump Mickey.)
  • Bothered to find my biological father. (Can you imagine the child support I’d get?!)
  • Been in that crazy little thing called love. (Keep it casual and not so clingy please, because I’m clearly emotionally damaged.)
  • Been in any form of relationship. (My bitches don’t count.)
  • Had my wisdom teeth come in.
  • Done illegal drugs, although I can’t tell you how many contact buzzes I’ve had going. (I’ve thought about doing Ecstasy though.)
  • Accepted my body for what it is and just be content.
  • Been able to hide my true emotions on my face. (I lack all the poker face skills and this is another reason why I don’t lie.)
  • Watched The Jersey Shore or The Real World.
  • Saw a newborn that I didn’t think was ugly. (Come see me after a few months though.)
  • Listen to my mom explain about period time. (Thanks dad and gas station maxi pads.)
  • Carried a knock off handbag. (Ewww)
  • Believe you again once I catch you in a lie, I’ll always doubt. (Don’t fuck with my trust.)

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  1. ladyofleisuredc said: I could have written over half this never post. Scary!
  2. sparkgrrl658 said: ecstasy was my favorite for a long, long time. (i haven’t done it in awhile because all the shit in boston sucks balls as of late.) i feel great with no effort, but in control, and no hangover. (tho i know you’re immune to that, heh.)
  3. pvaras said: Never been to Disney? Dude. EPCOT is the closest I’ve come to getting wasted at a beer hall in Germany. I highly recommend it.
  4. ryanjjohn said: No cute newborns? Challenge accepted. ryanjjohn.tumblr.com/po…
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