Tales of a Horny Insomniac

It’s Truthful Tuesday so here are some truths…

• I’m at work after a couple days off and I’m bored. The bright side to my job, besides not wiping ass, is I actually really like this job. Like a lot. I don’t wake with dread of having to go in like I have had for the last couple of jobs. Sure there are something’s I’d love to tweak to make it perfect to suit my needs, but no job is perfect. But this one is making me happy.

• I got my CHSH room booked and can’t wait for yet another awesome slumblr party weekend with bitches I love.

• I’m so excited at how fast the countdown to Snark is flying by. I’m ready for all the fun, laughs, and being an asshole I can manage in one small weekend.

• I may have some serious OCD issues, but I never sort my laundry. Like never. Maybe if I had loads of spare laundry baskets I would go all freak on the task. I hate doing laundry worse than dishes.

• I have to pee right now. Like bad.

• I need a haircut and some eyebrow waxing bad.

• I’m kind of funking, but I’m trying to move past it and think of positive.

• I’m feeling a lot better in the belly.

• My boredom mixed with my attempt to use Instadouchegram is what started this post.

• I did a bullet list because it’s been awhile and I know bullet list annoy most, and well imma bitch like that.

• If you’re still reading this you really deserve to see some boobs.

• I’m done now, because it’s to soon too pee my pants at work.