February 2012
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Another Random Truthful Tuesday, Just Roll With It...
All the hours inside the car this past weekend were worth it, even though I might have some hearing damage thanks to our little detour through Mercer, the hometown of Trent.
I officially love road tripping with my whore. We seriously will laugh, provide all the proof of our sexy while also showcasing why we are still single hot messes, chili dog burps are rancid.
That thing were you’re...
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Sorry, We Only Carry Sizes 1, 3, and 5. You Could...
I’m a bitch, I can even be an asshole, but I’m not rude. I will tell you the truth if you ask even if I know it’s gonna hurt your feelings or make you upset at me, because I hate lies. I will not believe you when you tell me I’m not fat, because my doctor and BMI says differently. I can be loud and obnoxious, especially while on the vodka.
I’m different and I have...
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Truthful Tuesday Randoms
I feel like complete and utter crap, I’m lethargic to say the least. It was all the crap I polluted my body with this weekend and not being to the gym since Thursday night. ( I wonder if PGG missed my sweat.) I’m sure a lot of it is also because I just miss faces and voices still too, but I’m ready to feel somewhat decent again. Besides, I have to rebuild myself up to go through...
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I Make Salsa Fresh
I arrived in the city on no sleep and to my phone going off with messages where my email was hacked, so that was fun.
Six bitches in one tiny Holiday Inn Express room. Girls don’t poop on vacation either in case you were wondering.
There was lots of vodka consumed between me and the other vodka loving sisters this weekend. Vodka in the morning, afternoon and a lot more in the evening,...
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BREAKING FUCKING NEWS!
PGG aka Pretty Gym Guy has a name and it’s Jason.
I grew my girly no fucks giving balls back and walked up to PGG tonight. (I don’t like feeling intimidated or awkward.)
He also has an adorable fucking smile.
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Truthful Tuesday
This is a very confusing and emotionally charged week for me.
This is the week where dads end was right in front of our faces. This was the week where I witnessed my dads mind slip back and forth in time, mostly back to his childhood. Two years ago this week is where he played basketball with his brothers or so he thought, but ended up shooting a full can of Pepsi in the waste basket resulting in...
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Hello Sunshine
I’ve been awake since 2:30 this morning and I’ve been at work for a few hours now and have a few left to go. I wanna sleep now of course, because hello asshole brain.
Busy day filled with lots of tasks to be completed, sleep isn’t on the task list, but hey no guts no glory.
This time next week I’ll be drunk in NYC about this time, it’s almost 11am, so...
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Tonight...
Pretty Gym Guy: You cut your hair.
Me: (Smiling) Yeah just today actually.
PGG: It’s cute.
Me: Thanks. (Blushing, obviously) I’m still on the fence about it & wondering if it makes me look like a little Amish boy. (Nervous giggle)
PGG: (Laughs) No, It looks good on you.
Me: My name is Amanda by the way.
PGG: Wanna fuck?
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File under random imaginary situations and...
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Life is far from fair and understandable.
Life takes and gives, because life is a constant balance of yin and yang.
Today I got such wonderful news from a friend tears streamed down my face instantly from sheer happiness and relief for her, but soon after I read where another friend received heartbreaking news today.
Maybe life is so much bigger than us because we really were never meant to...
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Random Tales of a Nutella Loving Guber
Today is World Nutella Day if you were unaware and are a dirty Nazi for not loving the awesome that is Nutella. I will not be eating any, because I spoon the fuck out of a jar in fatty record time, so I haven’t bought any. Also, Nutella reminds me of Cora’s and that always reminds me of Julie. The Canadian assholes mock us Americans with their free health care and Cora’s. If I...
missambiguous asked: I just wanted to say hi and I'm excited to see you at Snark. You know... one of my most memorable moments from CHSH last April was sitting in the hotel lobby and I said something like, "I was like getouttaheyah." And you said my New York was showing. Just wait! =)
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WatchI love to make an ass out of myself…
