June 2012
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Thoughts or Five for Friday
1. Today has been a day I wish I could have slept through. Company wide computer failure for pretty much the entire work day leaves a lot of shit to deal with, also an almost 13 hour work day.
2. I called a client an ass today and he liked it. I have another client who kind of looks like Serj from System of a Down. Serj lookalike cracks my shit up with his dark sense of humor, seriously favorite...
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May 2012
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Truthful Tuesday
I’m getting my new drivers license today (hopefully) and I’m stoked I get to change my weight from super fat to just fat and face from puff pie to just covered in pie. I’m gonna lie about my weight and make me 20# lighter than my current weight though, because it is more believable then 100# lighter.
I have no clue why some people follow me or how they follow me on here,...
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Tuesday Ritual
• My dress pants are tight today from all the glorious bad carbs I’ve consumed last week, so yeah back to being healthy. I’m seriously so bloated I feel gross. Oh and lazy, so lazy. I never remember feeling this gross after eating shitty when I was class 3 morbidly obese, but since I’ve changed my lifestyle to a healthier one I feel it every time I pollute my body and enjoy junk.
• I’m not class...
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Not My Face
I make it a point to post my face no more than once a fucking week, because let’s be honest seeing the same face several times a day is annoying. But, that rule always flies out the window when I’m with friends it seems.
It’s been a good weekend and the idea of Monday is depressing. Carbs, alcohol, Supernatural, meeting the internet all in a 24 hour period, so not too shabby of a time. I think...
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Truthy Tuesday
I received a phone call last night warning me about how the drama train is roaring down it’s path, plus lots of gossip.
I love gossip, I do not love drama.
I’m going to play the best honey badger ever, because I truly do not give a fuck, but my ears will be open for all the gossip that unfolds.
Not everything in this list is related.
I love witnessing an epic trainwreck,...
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Myspace, what the he'll is that? Seriously, is...
I love when I open my inbox to see that Laura has sent me a gift. I’d totally share purse vodka and 5 Guys with her, not all at once, because she deserves better than sloppy seconds.
Oh Anonymous, you so silly.
I’m probably stoked more than what is acceptable that more friends are getting on the Supernatural obsession. I have more CW recommendations guys. (This is probably why...
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Super Late Night Bullets
I can’t fall asleep, surprise.
I had a completely raunchy dream last night and it was awesome. Totally featured someone from the internet again and I have no reason (besides the fact that I’ve always said I’d bone them), but I’ll never complain about them taking me to pound town in my dreams.
Birch is the new black or bitch or whatever the fuck my phone decides it to be,...
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Sleep, I Need You To Come To Me
I feel like crap from fatigue; I’m at the gym doing at least my weight training, but I might have to shove a cheeseburger down this girls throat soon.
I’m ipod free, because all my workout mixes include Beastie Boys, and every time the radio would play a song today at work I got bummed, so this means I can hear peoples conversations.
First, people are stupid in this town.
Two, seriously I...
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Free time is for chumps
misscook:
You guys should all have Amanda text you. She hasn’t figured out the autocorrect on her new Droid yet and SHIT IS HILARIOUS YO. It’s no textfromdog or anything, but she’s still pretty amusing.
My fucking phone is smarter than me and I can’t get out of Blackberry mentality and autocorrect is an asshole and I miss manually spell checking and I thought I was doing so good with my...
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Truths
All last week whenever I’d go into a store and see nothing but jar salsa, tortilla chips and Bud Light Lime I couldn’t figure out for the life of me why they were shoving this crap down peoples throats, but then it hit me like a bean burrito.
It’s May and I get to cross something off my bucket list later this month. Oh, I’ll be adding at least 5# worth of gourmet grilled...
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April 2012
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Things I Send Lisa
Okay, so PGG sneaks up out of nowhere tonight and gets on the trainer next to me when there are other empty trainers available. (Interesting I think.)
Then I swear after I hop off about 5 minutes later his head is doing that turing and scoping thing. (I totally saw this through the sides of my eyes, because I’ve got ninja like stalking skills.)
Later we are facing each other on the...
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I Went To Rock & Roll Heaven, and I Wasn't On The...
I’ve been sleeping pretty much the entire time since I got off work yesterday. I’m worn mentally and emotionally, but I’m not about to fight any sleep I can get at this point, so I took it all.
My allergies have turned me into something that makes Sloth from the Goonies look like a desirable fuck buddy.
My baby bro cancelled his labs/test in Columbus and says he doesn’t...
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I Need A Stiff One
Trying to recover from my nervous breakdown, because my wallet was missing. I last had it at work and my only stop was they gym and tanning salon, which are side by side.
Commence freak out when I go back to work and tear the place apart to see it nowhere around. I’m on the phone to the credit card companies while freaking the fuck out in true I can’t control this situation, so I lose...
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Truthful Tuesday
I’d bone so many of you.
The boning desire gets stronger after we meet.
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Not Enough of a Trainwreck For Reality TV ... Yet
I can’t write, my grammar is awful and I don’t follow enough pop culture to make it big, but I started my Tumblr as an outlet back in January 2010.
I was trying to deal with my dads decline after we were given a time frame. Caretaking was getting harder, my emotions were all over the place and I didn’t have anyone I could call up to release the stuff I was bottling. I was a...
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